You assume incorrectly, and that's why we don't assume.
Everyone writing in about the importance of alone time to the letter-writer seems to be ignoring the importance of alone time to the husband. I doubt he decided to observe summer Fridays so that he could spend every single Friday afternoon papoosed to his wife. I imagine he's looking forward to some relaxing alone time …
I will grant you that I have never been married, but I still don't understand why, while she's allowed to have Friday afternoons off, if her husband enjoys the same benefit, he's "intruding." They're not obligated to spend every moment of their time off together. It's unreasonable for either of them to expect that.
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PSA for all da Laaaadies from the NYPD: You Can Go Topless in Public
As temperatures continue to skyrocket into the low to mid-sixties up and down the East Coast, many beautiful and strange-looking women will soon find themselves faced with the eternal conundrum of summer: how to deal with a too-hot boob. Luckily for some, the NYPD is here to remind us that anything goes in New Boob…
America's summer camp sweetheart who we promised to write everyday and then never did, Olympic gold medalist (in swimming) Missy Franklin! She turned 18 the day he was in town and he sang "Happy Birthday" to her. He watched her become a woman and then I don't want to think about what he did.
Future gag-gift-giving uncle Prince Harry is wrapping up his Spring Break tour of the U.S.
Reading the title, I wondered: Did anyone point out during the writing process that, even if you look beyond the terrible "Key Pin" part, "It Real" is a gibberish un-sentence? Was their critique dismissed? Did Kathie Lee say "Oh, it doesn't matter — it's a pun, darling!" Did no one notice until we did, just now?
Wikipedia Entries to Use When Flirting: Vol. 1: Kathie Lee Gifford
Meeting a new person and then flirting with them can be a tense, sweaty experience. Chances are you’re going to say some words they’ve heard before, which is boring; you’re going in with one strike against you. Why not give yourself a fighting chance by arranging those words in new and riveting constructions to reveal …
Holy shit. This Bey is pregnant.
